Anubhav — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 19:53:20 +0000

SKID PLAYED AT THATHAGAT……….

Five friends are appearing for their CAT papers tomorrow. This play is about their experience on the night before the CAT exam.

SCENE 1

Aashish calls Bhupriya

Aashish:Hi,Wassup.

Bhupriya:Nothing,just my humdrum life.Wassup on your side

Aashish:I am really fidgety about the paper tomorrow. I have finished my preparation for the the umpteenth time but I am still addled and don’t know what to do for the rest of the day.

Bhupriya:Lets rendezvous at my place.The damsels too are joining in.

Aashish:What’s the plan.

Bhupriya:Drop in and we will contrive something.

Aashish:I will be there in an hour.

SCENE 2

Hey aashish would be joining any minute,have u thought of any whacky plan?

Tushki:What else on way to stomping ground.

Annu:Sexy dudette,Aashish would be flabbergasted. It will be interesting to see the expression on his visage.

Tuhina: Ah!! Here he comes I m sure we r in for a fit of laughter. Here comes the peevish moron.

Aashish:Hi girls. Meri to phati padi hai(in hindi).

Tushki:Hey where did u learn that from?

Aashish:Picked it up from some hindi flick. I am tensed about the paper tomorrow.

Annu:Chillax dude….Don’t start hollering again.

Tuhina:U game for a drink

Aashish:Have u girls gone bonkers.

Tushki:Oh buckle up aashish .we are not asking u we are telling you that its ur treat today.

Annu:Behold yourself for the night of ur life.

Aashish:This is absolutely preposterous.

Everyone:Is it so??

Aashish:Ok fine but then v r going dutch and also don’t fancy me drinking.

Annu: Ah good!we will have someone to bring us back.

SCENE 3

Tushki:Waiter get us four tequila shots and one……

Aashish:Coke …..on the rocks

Aashish:Are you sure about carousing just before the D-Day. Shouldn’t we be at home and recapitulate whatever we have learnt .I really feel giddy about verbal.

Annu:Have some faith on our Man..Lets have a look at the golden check list

50 novels

Aashish:CHECK

Tuhina:1000RC

Aashish:CHECK

Tushki:1000SC

Aashish:CHECK

Annu:And the never ending flash cards

Tuhina: Seeyou are a certified totalGadha now,with your career ready to launch.Point Home.

Aashish:Ya ya with four ambrosial air hostess ,flawless idols of pulchritude who have surpassed all the limits of sobriety.

Tushki:And with a pilot having acrophobia.

By the way do u know he still euphemises engineers as intellectually challenged.

Annu: Speaking of him do u remember the burlesque v had enacted in the same week in which our first geometry test was scheduled and v had to accost a surprise copy cat.

Tuhina:Oh!please don’t remind of quant he and his tumourous jokes.

Bhupriya: And his habit of teaching only two people in the batch.The aunty at the back and of course aashish at the front.

Aashish:Comon people stop aggrandising.

Tushki:I m feeling tipsy

Annu:Ok aashish tell me what is the reason for ur abstinanace

Tushki:Simple he is craven

Aashish:No dear its that I just don’t like the taste.

Tuhina:Have u ever drunk it before

Aashish:NO I find its smell nauseating

It damages the liver moreover for mom its bête noir.

Annu:Oh !!! mamas big boy

Tushki:Oh it’s a sinew of mental efficacy and this is an inveterate fact .We have been trying it for the past four years.

Tuhina:Every semester before every exam. We can even vouch that the brain becomes expeditious and accuracy increases.Our scores corroborate the fact.

Annu: Moreover, Ur girlfriend accompanies us evertime and commiserate with your noble ways on missing out a convivial life.

Aashish:Don’t tell me you wretched, despicable, contemptible souls.Swear that u are not lying.

Tushki:We swear it is true.Poor mama’s boy will always drink milk with guilt.

Aashish:That’s enough waiter get me a..

Waiter:Frooti for you sir.

Aashish:Ge me a shot of tequila…

Aashish:Another one..

Tuhina,Annu,Tushqi : That’s enough Aashish.Let’s go now.

Tuhina: Bhupriya. please you drop him to his room.

Bhupriya: Hey ashish u want me to pick u up for the exam tomorrow?

Ashish: No no. I’ll manage. U know this exam fever takes a toll on me.

Bhupriya: Ohhh. Jittery about exams… huh. Anyways its all right. Take care. All the best for your exam tomorrow. Good night.

Ashish:Good night.

SCENE 4

(Ashish wakes up after sleep)

Ashish: Hey these girls were right. I am really feeling great. I’ll probably ask bhupriya to pick me up .

Hi bhupriya

Bhupriya: Hi ashish. So, u checked your scores. What is the projected percentile?

Ashish: Scores?? Percentile??

U mean I slept………..???

What the…………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GLOSSARY

1. humdrum : adj. Not challenging; dull and lacking excitement .

2. fidgety : adj. Nervous and unable to relax.

3. umpteenth: adj. Last in an indefinitely numerous series.

4. addle : v. confuse.

5. rendezvous : n. Meet at a r endezvous( A meeting planned at a certain time and place).

6. damsels : n. A young unmarried woman.

7. contrive : v. Make or work out a plan for; devise.

8. whacky : adj. Ludicrous, foolish.

9. stomping : v. Walk heavily.

10. dudette : n. A cool girl or woman; a female dude

11. flabbergasted: adj. As if struck dumb with astonishment and surprise.

12. visage: n. The human face.

13. peevish : adj. Easily irritated or annoyed.

14. moron : n. A person of subnormal intelligence

15. hollering: n. A very loud utterance (like the sound of an animal).

16. bonkers : adj. Informal or slang term for mentally irregular

17. preposterous: adj. ncongruous; inviting ridicule.

18. carousing : v. Engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

19. recapitulate: v. Summarize briefly.

20. giddy: adj. Having or causing a whirling sensation; liable to falling.

21. ambrosial : adj. Worthy of the gods

22. pulchritude: n. Physical beauty (especially of a woman)

23. sobriety: n. The state of being sober and not intoxicated by alcohol.

24. Acrophobia: fear of height

25. Euphemises: negative expressions on

26. Burlesque: play, drama

27. Accost: Encounter

28. Tumorous: bombastic

29. Aggrandizing: make big

30. Tipsy : drunken

31. Abstinence: prohibit

32. Craven: coward

33. Nausuating: unpleasing

34. Bete noir: objectionable

35. Sinew: mascular strength

36. Efficacy: power to produce desired result

37. Inveterate: habitual

38. Vouch: guarantee

39. Expeditious: marked by speed and efficency

40. Corroborate: give evidence for

41. Commiserate: sympathize

42. Convival: good time

43. Wretched: of very poor quality or condition

44. Despicable: morally reprehensive

45. Comtemptible: bastard

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